Oct 11 1975, the first airing of ‘Saturday Night Live’. This goes behind the scenes and stars Dylan O’Brien. Tickets handed out on the street. No names star. So much talking. Based on a big lie. Andy Kaufman lurks. Chevy Chase grates. Censors loom. Mamet speak takes place as do brawls and muppet mocking.  Full of dudebro 'comedy'. Milton Berle ( Read more... )

Apollo 13 Survival (2024)

Something tragic was coming. The dreary bondage of myth. NASA was honourable and caring and capable of making a carbon dioxide scrubber out of a sock. Lift off is shown. There was a malfunction after the crew got 2/3 of the way to the moon. Math was done via ✏️ and paper. The crew had to fix it and get home. The sky full ( Read more... )

Jaws 2 (1978) 🦈
As bad as Billy Joel‘s new single. A band blares Downtown. Vile 70s clothes are worn. I read the book. Idiot teens sail. Trope alert! So much water sports. A new rubber Jaws II attacks. Stuff randomly blows up. Cops dislike work. A poor dead orca. Brody is an ass. No seeds of disquiet. There is a prequel Quint novel out. FFS. Jaws II ( Read more... )

'Theodore Roosevelt' promo

Mmmmm.

'Harry & Meghan' trailer

No.

'Teen Wolf: The Movie' trailer

Aged people with bad surgery. No.

'The Last Of Us' trailer

“Be careful who you put your faith in.”

Who saw 'The Unloved' (2009)

Things are forever unresolved.

Tom Hanks was on 'Family Ties'!

'Dr Phil' Quotes:

“Fistfight with his brother.”

“Left with no one.”

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'Teen Wolf: The Movie' teaser

Tyler Posey has no talent and the voiceover is terrible. Allison lives?

'Don't Worry Darling' trailer

“Whose world is this?”

“OURS!”

'They/Them' trailer

No.

'Mike' trailer

A Mike Tyson bio? No.

'House Of The Dragon' trailer

Yawn.

Oliver Reed/Paula Yates/Paul Masson ad

Reed and Yates advertise alchol free wine. Irony!

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Charlie Says (2018)

The Manson girls are in jail isolated in the mid 1970s. A woman tries to rehab them. Matt Smith plays Manson in flashbacks and he raves and has a bad US accent. Manson won't let them read books or have money. They went through dumpsters for food. If you want to see how women could surrender themselves to someone so diabolical, ( Read more... )

Pilot

There apparently was a previous 'Swamp Thing' tv show. CDC doctor Abby Arcane is sent to Marais Louisiana to investigate a deadly illness, she meets Alec Holland and his very small shorts, Avery Sunderland, Matt Cable and Liz Tremayne and a mud borne virus. There are mystical secrets and body horror because something strange is happening in ( Read more... )

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